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		<title>There is a whole lot of truth in that</title>
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		<title>Ron White on the state of affirs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 19:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Flying from Flagstaff to Phoenix</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 19:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sears Tire Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 03:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ron White &#8211; Stupid is forever</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 02:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Official Ron White &#8211; &#8216;Coupins&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ron White :One of the Funnest Guys on Earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2019 23:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>One Liners you will love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2019 02:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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